This is without a doubt the best thing I've read all day. Some highlights:
The...editors at Wikipedia...compiled a list of over 1,000 edits made by Internet addresses allocated to the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives...One edit listed White House press secretary Scott McClellan under the entry for "douche." Another said of Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Oklahoma) that: "Coburn was voted the most annoying Senator by his peers in Congress. This was due to Senator Coburn being a huge douche-bag.
How about convening a congressional panel to teach these folks how the Internet works?